Spam of the Month Club A joke website · Real love of Spam

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Spam of the Month Club

A canned meat, a pairing and a recipe card, every month. Delivery is under review. This is a joke. The love of Spam and the recipes are real.

  • Classic

    The original. Widely recognized as a food.

  • Lite

    Fewer calories. Same commitment.

  • Less Sodium

    For members who read labels and then continue anyway.

  • Bachan's Japanese BBQ

    Sweet, smoky, and by a third party.

  • Gochujang

    Fermented chili paste meets rectangle.

  • Korean BBQ

    A tabletop grill in spirit only.

  • Bacon

    Meat, plus additional meat. Management approves.

  • Oven Roasted Turkey

    Poultry-adjacent. Plausible.

  • Hickory Smoke

    Smells like a campfire that went to college.

  • Hot & Spicy

    Heat for the unsupervised.

  • Jalapeño

    Mild heat, firm opinions.

  • Teriyaki

    Sweet, savory, structurally sound.

  • Tocino

    Sweet, cured, and filed under breakfast.

  • Hot Honey

    Two opposing forces. Neither has won.

  • Maple

    Pancakes were not consulted.

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3-month gift subscription $99 (prepaid, in the sense that nothing has been paid)

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How it works

  1. One canned meat. Selected by a committee. The committee has met once.
  2. One pairing. A complementary item. We have strong feelings about it.
  3. One recipe card. Printed on cardstock. The cardstock has been budgeted for.

Repeat monthly. Results may vary. Results may not occur.

The 3-month plan

Three months. Three tins. Zero shipments to date.

Glazed burnt ends in a paper tray beside a jar of BBQ rub, a lager and a recipe card

Month 1

Hickory Smoke

Pairing
BBQ rub
Recipe card
Smoked burnt ends
Drink
Amber lager

Smoke not included. Please imagine it.

Plate of musubi beside furikake, an iced green tea and chopsticks

Month 2

Teriyaki

Pairing
Musubi press and furikake
Recipe card
Classic musubi
Drink
Iced green tea

Press sold separately, in theory.

Skillet of jalapeño hash with tortillas, a salted-rim lager and a recipe card

Month 3

Jalapeño

Pairing
Hot sauce
Recipe card
Firehouse-style breakfast hash
Drink
Chili-rimmed lager

Heat level: administrative.

What's actually real

We love Spam

Fried, glazed, in musubi, in eggs at 7am. No irony. This part is real.

Recipes are coming

Real ones, tested in a real kitchen, posted here as they are ready. This part is real too.

The club

Tins, shipping and the $99 are a joke. For now…

Want the club to be real? Tell us. Enough of you say yes and we will make it.

Frequently asked questions

When does it ship?

Soon. Our shipping department is a concept we are actively developing.

Is this real?

The club is a joke: no tins, no shipping, the $99 is a number we like. Two things are real: we love Spam, and more recipes are coming. If enough people tell us they want the club, we will make that real too.

Why does this exist?

We love Spam and wanted a place for the recipes. The club started as a joke and the domain was available.

Will I be charged?

No. There is no checkout. Several people have asked. We appreciate the optimism.

Can I cancel my subscription?

You may cancel at any time. You are not currently subscribed. This is the easiest cancellation process in the industry.

Do you ship to my country?

We do not ship to any country at this time. This policy is applied equally.

What if I want a refund?

You are owed exactly $0.00. This was audited by a person who is also us.

Tell us you want it

Join the waitlist. It is how we find out whether to make the club real.

412 people ahead of you. We are working through them.